Rap Battle Lyrics to Roast Someone: 25 Funny, Clean Lines

Ten clean lines for everyday habits

• You arrive so late the clock asks where you went.
• Your “quick little story” needs an intermission tent.
• Desk full of papers, you call it design / Archaeologists applied just to study that pile.
• You borrow one charger, it retires at your place.
• Five alarms ringing, none can win the race.
• You type “on my way” from the comfort of your chair.
• Your Wi-Fi has courage; the signal is not there.
• You label every leftover, then forget it for a week.
• Your playlist hits shuffle and immediately gets weak.
• You whisper during movies like the actors need your notes.

Ten lines for school, games and work

• Your slide has twelve fonts and a paragraph in flight.
• You joined the group project at eleven fifty-nine.
• Called yourself the captain, couldn’t find the starting line.
• Your strategy is loading; the match is already done.
• You celebrate the warm-up like the trophy has been won.
• Inbox at zero? Only because you never read.
• You schedule every meeting when an emoji would have said.
• Your notes are so secret even you cannot decode.
• You took the scenic route on a one-way mode.
• Your comeback needs updates and a stronger Wi-Fi node.

Five closers and a safety rule

Before recording, agree on off-limit topics and let either person remove a line. A good battle ends with the relationship clearer, not damaged.

• That roast was light work, no feelings in the pan.
• You can take the next round—I am still your biggest fan.
• We argue for the camera, then split the final snack.
• Your verse missed the exit, but I brought the map back.
• Call it friendly fire; we both leave intact.